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Fact File – Rohan Churm

Rohan has been playing for the Bank for a while now, this season seeming to establish himself in the first XI. See if you can spot him in the picture to the lower left. Check out his answers with additional comments from Waldo.

PERSONAL FILE

 

Full Name:

Rohan Michael Churm

Place and DOB:

Portsmouth, England 7/7/80

Height/Weight:

6" 3 , 13 Stone 8 pounds [big, heavy]

Hair/Eyes:

Dirty blond / Blue

Brothers/Sisters:

One sister [mmmm]

Current Home:

Borough

Married/Children:

No / Not to my knowledge

Pets:

Dead

Education:

Nanny, Eton, Cambridge, nights out with Heron and Sorro

Occupation:

Economist

 

 

……ON FOOTBALL

 
BoE sides played for: 1s 2s 3s
Most regular BoE side now: 1s

Favourite Team/Player:

Portsmouth, Michael Owen

Best Goal Scored:

Volley (v Alexandra Palace away) for the 2s, September 2002

Best Goal Seen:

Zidane free-kick, France v England, Euro 2004 *&^*

Best BoE Game Played in:

1s, 4-0 away v Lyonians, March 2005

Best Game Seen:

Portsmouth 5-2 Swindon Town, September 1998

Most Memorable BoE Moment:

Scoring first tour goal v Austria in Montpellier 2005

Least Memorable BoE Moment:

Mike Hayes' goalkeeping v Austria in Montpellier 2005

Preferred shirt: 11

Boyhood Hero:

Alan Shearer

Nickname/s:

Churmy, Churmster, Churminator, anything that starts with my surname

Pre-Match Meal:

12 oz Rump steak, 300g Pasta, Can of baked beans on four slices of toast, 6 weetabix with milk, diet coke [See weight]

 

 

FAVOURITES

 

TV Programme:

Peep show

Comedian:

Paul Merton

Film:

There's something about Mary

Actor/Actress:

Matt Damon / Cameron Diaz

Band/Artist:

The Killers / Damon Allbarn

Food/Drink:

Steak / Any

Holiday Spot:

France / Italy, food and wine [see weight again]

Colour:

Blue

 

 

LIFESTYLE

 

Newspaper/Radio/Mag:

The Times / Radio one / none

Night Out:

Pubs
Car: Pipe dream

Fast Food/Restaurant:

Burger King / Baltic - excellent vodka menu

Other Hobbies/Sports:

Chess / Cricket

Likes/Dislikes:

Richie / Waldo

Most Irritating Person:

Richard Littlejohn

Person You Would Most Like to Spend an Evening With:

Roman Abramovich and his wallet [possible homosexual]

Ambition:

Qualify for the knockout stage on tour