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Young looking Deano
youg looking Deano

Dean "I don't sweat" McShane
Dean I don't sweat McShane

Fact File – Dean McShane

Older then he looks in the picture to the left Deano is back playing for the Bank after a self imposed absence of a few years. Plastic Scouser McShane also made a memorable debut on the Bank tour scene last year. See Montpellier tour report.

PERSONAL FILE

 

Full Name:

Dean Kenneth McShane - dad's fault

Place and DOB:

A hospital, Welwyn Garden City on 02/09/80

Height/Weight:

5ft11-ish, 11to13st-ish

Hair/Eyes:

Yes/Sparkling Blue

Brothers/Sisters:

Yes, sister.

Current Home:

Sidcup

Married/Children:

Not if I can avoid it/Not until I need new kidneys

Pets:

No

Education:

Stanborough Secondary & University of Life (aka Sterling Banking Office)

Occupation:

Banking Services Trialling & Support

 

 

……ON FOOTBALL

 
BoE sides played for: 2/3/4/5/6s [6s! - shows his age!]
Most regular BoE side now: 3s

Favourite Team/Player:

Liverpool/ Stevie G & Jamie Carragher

Best Goal Scored:

2005 vs Crouch End (a) - own goal!

Best Goal Seen:

Stevie G & Riise's against the Mancs.

Best BoE Game Played in:

2005 vs Easthamians (h) - 5-0, the return of sexy football.

Best Game Seen:

2005 Liverpool vs Everton (2-1)

Most Memorable BoE Moment:

Getting 1 vote for player of the season from Atko.

Least Memorable BoE Moment:

Throwing up during every game of the 2005 Central Bank tour of Montpellier.

Preferred shirt: 2,3,4,5 or 6. Anything in a 42/44.

Boyhood Hero:

Gary Lineker & Robbie Fowler

Nickname/s:

None really. Perhaps Kenny or Barlow. You'd have to ask others.

Pre-Match Meal:

Beans on toast and then a banana

 

 

FAVOURITES

 

TV Programme:

Spooks

Comedian:

Billy Connolly/Ricky Gervais

Film:

Memphis Belle (I cry every time!)

Actor/Actress:

Al Pacino/Robert DeNiro (and Gerge Clooney is fit)

Band/Artist:

Oasis/Ian Brown

Food/Drink:

Anything/Cider

Holiday Spot:

France, bit of culture. Or Barcalona.

Colour:

Red

 

 

LIFESTYLE

 

Newspaper/Radio/Mag:

None/XFM/None

Night Out:

Anywhere with Strongbow and enough room for the moonwalk.

Car: er, my girlfriends.

Fast Food/Restaurant:

KFC

Other Hobbies/Sports:

Listening to Macca shout at me

Likes/Dislikes:

Travelling, Free drinks / TV adverts, Tim Lovejoy and that Dog from soccer am.

Most Irritating Person:

Jordan

Person You Would Most Like to Spend an Evening With:

Elle MacPherson AND Helena Christensen

Ambition:

To score at the right end for the Bank would be a start.