Fact File - Mark Flack
Mark has been playing for BOEAFC for five seasons
now. During that time he has scored over 150 goals, winning top goal scorer
1997/8 and scoring with reckless abandon last season 1999/2000. Described as
the prodigal son of the 2nd XI, he is frequently the butt of some cruel jibes
about his bodily form from his teammates as well as the management. Factfile:
Albert has a tractor named Flacky; it has a large behind, maximum speed of 6mph,
and a 15m turning circle.
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PERSONAL FILE |
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| Full Name: | Mark Ian Flack |
| Place and DOB: | Harlow, Essex. 07/12/70 [Age 42?] |
| Height/Weight: | 6'2". Fighting 13½ st, actual 14st 2 [His exact words] |
| Hair/Eyes: | Brown. Brown. |
| Brothers/Sisters: | 4 sisters - Jenny, Rebecca, Alexia & Caroline. [Addresses withheld.] |
| Current Address: | Wimbledon. |
| Married/Children: | Girlfriend Kim. |
| Pets: | No. I hate animals. |
| Education: | Chigwell High School. |
| Occupation: | Investment Banker. |
| ……ON FOOTBALL | |
| Team/Player: | Arsenal. Dennis Bergkamp. |
| Best Goal Scored: | Chigwell HS v Old John Lyons, ball came across to the right and I slammed it first time into the top left-hand corner. [I'd like to have seen that.] |
| Best Goal Seen: | Bergkamp, Holland v Argentina World Cup QF, France 98. |
| Best BoE Game Played in: | V RBS, 4-4 AET lost on Pens. Scored hat-trick in ET. |
| Best Game Seen: | Spurs1-2 Arsenal, Littlewoods SF Replay 87. |
| Most Memorable BoE Moment: | Winning the AFA Intermediate this season. |
| Least Memorable BoE Moment: | Missing an open goal for 1's at Broms few seasons ago. [Certain people still remind him of it.] |
| Boyhood Hero: | Charlie Nicholas. |
| Nickname/s: | Flacky, Bambi. [Is that all?] |
| Pre-Match Meal: | Bananas, cereal. [Pause.] Bacon sarnies. [That's more like it.] |
| FAVOURITES | |
| TV Programme: | Blackadder. |
| Comedian: | Frank Skinner. |
| Film: | The Life of Brian. |
| Actor/Actress: | Julia Roberts. |
| Band/Artist: | The groover from Vancouver Bryan Adams. [We know he likes a sing song.] |
| Food/Drink: | Thai. Proper eggy northern bitter. [What on earth?] |
| Holiday Spot: | Southern Africa. |
| Colour: | Blue. |
| LIFESTYLE | |
| Newspaper/Radio/Mag: | Telegraph & FT. Capital FM. FHM. |
| Night Out: | Few beers after work with the lads and a curry. |
| Fast Food/Restaurant: | McDonalds. Pizza Express. |
| Other Hobbies/Sports: | Cricket, golf. I'll try my hand at anything. [!] |
| Likes/Dislikes: | Good food & wine. Pets. [There's a recurring theme here.] |
| Most Irritating Person: | Les Dennis. |
| Person You Would Most Like to Spend an Evening With: | Richard Branson. [Diplomatic choice.] |